Watch out!! Papparrazi on the Loose!
[*sidebar:: you guys are on point with your ANTM predictions & such* ;-), hope you caught the marathon this weekend on vh1-WOOT WOOT!!!]
lawd have mercy!!!!!!! let me first say...PAPPARRAZZI I AM NOT!!!! now, if you keep up with this blog, you know that my couthless neighbors have recurring roles all up and thru here. at some bloggie's request AND at an attempt to tie all of my stories together, i have gone on a mission to provide pictures of these people to post for all to see. well, thank heavens for my day job, because my mission was quite the M-E-S-S!!!
also, know that i am still going to provide pics for you guys as soon as i can...but i had no idea it would be so difficult obtaining them.
second...SHE'S BAAAAAAAACCCCCCK! oh yes, margarita is back already. ^@@$#^*%#$@^ as i lay watching movies, i heard her, i smelled her, the floors vibrated and the windows shook. it was margie, making her louder-than-ever way up to the third floor. %@$#@^&@^#@#% only one week!! ONE FRIGGIN WEEK!!!! people haven't even had a chance to act like they forgot about last week's ghetto death match-DANG!!! and you would think she would come in quietly, humbly..perhaps giving an effort to (mis)lead the neighbors into thinking she's learned lesson # 1-BE QUIET!!!! but OH NO!!!
third, it was at this point that i sprung into action-BOOTLEG-PAPPARRAZI-R-US is now open for business and i was going to get these pics. hmmmmmm, how would i do this? we rarely physically cross paths, so i would have to literally get my papp on-YES! lurking in corners, hiding in closets, peeking thru windows, etc. before i go into my adventures, i want to send shouts out to the real picture snappers of the world because this is no easy task. i see why they get paid so much money-YOU...CAN...GET...HURT!!!!!!
ok, so i grabbed my trusty dusty camera and every time i heard a door close or foot hit the stairs, i sprang up to see who it was and where they were. first up...adam, olivia and tashi. i was in bed, just waking up, but i heard their door and it was time to rise. i shot to the window and aimed my lens toward their crap-mobile. well, tashi headed to the car while adam emptied some trash *SNAP* got her. adam was more difficult. he was looking all around, carrying stuff and *SNAP* damn...not a good one, got the back of his head. olivia, well, she was nowhere in site. as the day goes on i hear LOUD footsteps...therefore i know it's someone from the 3rd floor. YES!!! it's pablo!! i crash into the window hoping to get a prime shot as he pulled his car out of the garage but after about 33 seconds, no pablo. so i sprinted to the living room and DAMN! he's walking up the street to the store...too far...bad shot. the day progresses and i am feeling hopeless about getting the money shots i need. then *BAM* i hear it again. loud steps, loud mouth..IT'S MARGIE!! WHOOPPEE!! she decides to be the classy lass she is and smoke on the front stairs-right by my window. this is gonna be hard, cuz she's right there...she could see me. i jump behind my television (almost knocking it over), trample a few plants and try to get position, but it's too hard. the angle she's at, my close proximity, all the noise and laughing i'm doing could ruin my chances. DAMN! she looks my way....ok, ok, ice cold, ice cold...what to do!?!?!? *SNAP* too close *SNAP* WTF!?!?!? angles are all off!!! and she's gone-HOT DIGGITY DAMN!!!!!! i decided to take a well-deserved rest. a few moments later, *door close* must be 2nd floor people...YES!!! it's adam.....i spring up from my cozy pallette and *SNAP* gotcha!!!!!!!!! so ok, i'm 2 out of 4 or 5 (if we count olivia-who is the quietest and doesn't do much, except maybe skin the zebras and antelopes, but she does it quietly...but i'll never forget the snowstorm and that's the only reason i'll try to get her). i hang up my trusty dusty cam for the day-i'm BEAT!
sunday morning, the bed is warm, the tv is on...i'm snug as a bug in a rug..then *SLAM* door close, heavy footsteps...THIRD FLOOR!!! i hurry to turn on the cam and say freak it...i'm gonna get this one! i jump in my closet which has a small opening by which to spy thru. after climbing over some clothes & shoe mountains with my elbow lodged in a hamper, i perch myself perfectly in the closet. DAMN!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!! too late...he's already out the door!! would have been a bad shot!! as i tried to back out of the closet, i crashed into a table, stabbing myself in the lower back and almost dying of laughter (and pain)-GEEZ! this is a toughie...margie on the other hand must have gotten the memo (late in the game) that nobody wants to see her bad bleached hair and loud mouth so she never resurfaced for the rest of the weekend.
NEXT UP!!! BOOTLEG PAPPARRAZI TAKE TWO!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN I COME FOR YOU!?!?! LOL!!!
lawd have mercy!!!!!!! let me first say...PAPPARRAZZI I AM NOT!!!! now, if you keep up with this blog, you know that my couthless neighbors have recurring roles all up and thru here. at some bloggie's request AND at an attempt to tie all of my stories together, i have gone on a mission to provide pictures of these people to post for all to see. well, thank heavens for my day job, because my mission was quite the M-E-S-S!!!
also, know that i am still going to provide pics for you guys as soon as i can...but i had no idea it would be so difficult obtaining them.
second...SHE'S BAAAAAAAACCCCCCK! oh yes, margarita is back already. ^@@$#^*%#$@^ as i lay watching movies, i heard her, i smelled her, the floors vibrated and the windows shook. it was margie, making her louder-than-ever way up to the third floor. %@$#@^&@^#@#% only one week!! ONE FRIGGIN WEEK!!!! people haven't even had a chance to act like they forgot about last week's ghetto death match-DANG!!! and you would think she would come in quietly, humbly..perhaps giving an effort to (mis)lead the neighbors into thinking she's learned lesson # 1-BE QUIET!!!! but OH NO!!!
third, it was at this point that i sprung into action-BOOTLEG-PAPPARRAZI-R-US is now open for business and i was going to get these pics. hmmmmmm, how would i do this? we rarely physically cross paths, so i would have to literally get my papp on-YES! lurking in corners, hiding in closets, peeking thru windows, etc. before i go into my adventures, i want to send shouts out to the real picture snappers of the world because this is no easy task. i see why they get paid so much money-YOU...CAN...GET...HURT!!!!!!
ok, so i grabbed my trusty dusty camera and every time i heard a door close or foot hit the stairs, i sprang up to see who it was and where they were. first up...adam, olivia and tashi. i was in bed, just waking up, but i heard their door and it was time to rise. i shot to the window and aimed my lens toward their crap-mobile. well, tashi headed to the car while adam emptied some trash *SNAP* got her. adam was more difficult. he was looking all around, carrying stuff and *SNAP* damn...not a good one, got the back of his head. olivia, well, she was nowhere in site. as the day goes on i hear LOUD footsteps...therefore i know it's someone from the 3rd floor. YES!!! it's pablo!! i crash into the window hoping to get a prime shot as he pulled his car out of the garage but after about 33 seconds, no pablo. so i sprinted to the living room and DAMN! he's walking up the street to the store...too far...bad shot. the day progresses and i am feeling hopeless about getting the money shots i need. then *BAM* i hear it again. loud steps, loud mouth..IT'S MARGIE!! WHOOPPEE!! she decides to be the classy lass she is and smoke on the front stairs-right by my window. this is gonna be hard, cuz she's right there...she could see me. i jump behind my television (almost knocking it over), trample a few plants and try to get position, but it's too hard. the angle she's at, my close proximity, all the noise and laughing i'm doing could ruin my chances. DAMN! she looks my way....ok, ok, ice cold, ice cold...what to do!?!?!? *SNAP* too close *SNAP* WTF!?!?!? angles are all off!!! and she's gone-HOT DIGGITY DAMN!!!!!! i decided to take a well-deserved rest. a few moments later, *door close* must be 2nd floor people...YES!!! it's adam.....i spring up from my cozy pallette and *SNAP* gotcha!!!!!!!!! so ok, i'm 2 out of 4 or 5 (if we count olivia-who is the quietest and doesn't do much, except maybe skin the zebras and antelopes, but she does it quietly...but i'll never forget the snowstorm and that's the only reason i'll try to get her). i hang up my trusty dusty cam for the day-i'm BEAT!
sunday morning, the bed is warm, the tv is on...i'm snug as a bug in a rug..then *SLAM* door close, heavy footsteps...THIRD FLOOR!!! i hurry to turn on the cam and say freak it...i'm gonna get this one! i jump in my closet which has a small opening by which to spy thru. after climbing over some clothes & shoe mountains with my elbow lodged in a hamper, i perch myself perfectly in the closet. DAMN!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!! too late...he's already out the door!! would have been a bad shot!! as i tried to back out of the closet, i crashed into a table, stabbing myself in the lower back and almost dying of laughter (and pain)-GEEZ! this is a toughie...margie on the other hand must have gotten the memo (late in the game) that nobody wants to see her bad bleached hair and loud mouth so she never resurfaced for the rest of the weekend.
NEXT UP!!! BOOTLEG PAPPARRAZI TAKE TWO!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN I COME FOR YOU!?!?! LOL!!!
posted by Mrs A. at 8:11 AM
16 Comments:
That was funny as hell. I could see you falling over stuff trying to get the picture.
In the closet? By the window? Daaaaang girl...I cant WAIT to see these pics! You 'bout killed yourself to get them! LOL
hahahahahahahaha. i love that you almost died to bring us visuals. that was hilarious.
Girl u r so crazy...Get those pic though...maybe u can get some money for them..start some bids like e-bay
see true and total dedication! that's what i'm talkin' bout!
Can't wait to see the pics.
Why I see your girl Furonda in the club this past weekend looking skinny as hell!
Bwahahahahahahahaha! The visuals are killing me! hahahahahahahahhaa
I see a new profession in your future...LOL
awe-i literally was, but it was fun!!
sylvia-ah yes, once i have them, they will be well worth it :-D
jameil-why yes, i would sacrifice my life for you guys...you are my muse!! it's all for you-LOL!!
candy-now you've actually seen these fools, ain't nobody gonna pay for them-BLEH!!!! HA ha ha
L-ya didn't think i'd do it, did ya!??!!
southern gal-can't wait to share em...and i bet fufu was looking all anorexicated up in there..did her weave at least look good?
ladynay-yeah, that would have been a good episode for my tv show-what a mess!
professor-ha ha...not if i expect to get paid, cuz i SUCK!! LOL
i don't think lurking in the shadows of closets nor behind curtains and tvs IN THE HOUSE is gonna cut it. You're gonna have to orchestrate a photo shoot out in the open. Grab that camera and post up outside the house. Act like your taking general pics of the building.
shawn-you smarty pants...see, to catch them outside, i have to hear them, run outside and try to catch them before they go wherever they're going. most of the times i got shots, i was in the bed or napping, so my timing was of the essence. i could have gotten lucky with margie sitting on the stairs-but that tanked! otherwise, they're only out for about 12-20 seconds...by the time i get outside, they'd be gone or at a bad angle. believe me...i thought about taking it to the streets. i figured out how to catch pab...margie's gonna be the hardball. i've tracked their patterns & figured i could set up in my window(s) & eventually catch em...wish me luck!!!!
o goodness. that's a mess. I'll think of you when i make another cake...you deserve some after all that work!
dun dun dun dunah All I here is that James Bond music in the background *falling out* girl you are a mess! Don't tear anything up tryna be nosy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oooo weeee, girlie... you have me dying with this one... I can't wait to see these pics!!!
adam, olivia and tashi
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lmao!!!
p.s. Happy Kitty Mommy's Day!
I love the Inner circle joint, and Im bobbin my head to it too...lmao lol lol..inner circle gone be paid till the day they die .lol lol lol anyway the razi's are out of control...
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