Top Mogwai::Week 10 - Beach Dreams
IG'NANCE OF THE DAY:: "joanie doesn't have a lingerie body...i think i do" jade about joanie at her go-see
YIKES AND EGADS!!!!!!!!! sara finnally got eliminated, therefore jade has made it to the TOP 3-CACKLE, BARF, GAG! (i knew it was gonna happen, but to see it is totally different) anyhoos, if we all didn't know, sara was the girl who at 6'1" was "discovered" to be on the show while strolling thru the mall one day. some of the girls had become bothered by her because of this and were doubting her drive and dedication to becoming a top model, especially since she kinda fell into the competition. well, last night's ep was about go-sees (auditions with thai designers). the ladies met up with a former thai model to get their portfolios, instructions and map for the day.
she went over some very simple thai customs with them to use on their go-sees and sent them on their way. all the girls had to remember was (1) take your shoes off before going in, (2)smile, thai people will like that and think they are friendly and (3) bring them a small gift. and they were off! they had 4 hours and had to ride in tut-tuts. the ex-model stressed that they had to be back at the hotel by 4:30.
a lot of the girls were struggling with directions, but they did okay, i guess. danielle forgot to take her shoes off at one of the offices and jade never smiled. well, due to horrible thai traffic, sara, danielle, and joanie were a little late getting back. but miss jade decided that since she was late already, she might as well go see the last designer-making everyone wait an hour and 40 minutes.
what a skank!!! after receiving their critiques, the winner of the challenge was danielle-but because everyone was late-no one got the prize. (gasp!) and the prize was 2 racks of fine thai couture and lingerie *smh*
moving right along...the girls were gonna do their shoot at a beach that was affected by the tsunami. a lot of them were shaken up by their surroundings, especially danielle. they were going to model swimsuits for elle and elle, girl magazines and the goal was to appear more soft than fierce.
if i may say so, joanie is looking a little poochy in this pic...her stomach is rather bloaty, so i see what jade could have been speaking of.
ONTO THE PICS.............
danielle-well, the pic is cool, but the judges slammed her for not posing appropriately. they said this was more for a men's mag than elle (which is true) but she stills looks good. her face is flawless, but her pose is a little porny. in my opinion, she has the best body though. joanie looks funny with her wop-body, jade's hips are a little large in proportion to the rest of her and i see sara's ribs a little more than i would like. so GO TEAM DANIELLE!
jade-i must be going crazy for what i'm about to say...but i actually like this pic of her. she looks like a sweet young lady instead of an alien or transvestite. only thing is she could have used some peach or pink lip gloss cuz she looks like she has smoker's lips (bleh)
joanie-well, this was a good pic for her, altho its not my favorite. the judges said she looks younger...i agree. her expression is a tad bit boring, but it's cool.
sara-well, i actually liked this pic of her cuz she not pursing those lips of hers and she wasn't looking at the camera. oh well, too little, too late!
so the finale is coming up and it's down to jade (@%^$#@%), danielle and joanie...WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN? DO YOU THINK YOUR PIC WILL ACTUALLY WIN?
YIKES AND EGADS!!!!!!!!! sara finnally got eliminated, therefore jade has made it to the TOP 3-CACKLE, BARF, GAG! (i knew it was gonna happen, but to see it is totally different) anyhoos, if we all didn't know, sara was the girl who at 6'1" was "discovered" to be on the show while strolling thru the mall one day. some of the girls had become bothered by her because of this and were doubting her drive and dedication to becoming a top model, especially since she kinda fell into the competition. well, last night's ep was about go-sees (auditions with thai designers). the ladies met up with a former thai model to get their portfolios, instructions and map for the day.
she went over some very simple thai customs with them to use on their go-sees and sent them on their way. all the girls had to remember was (1) take your shoes off before going in, (2)smile, thai people will like that and think they are friendly and (3) bring them a small gift. and they were off! they had 4 hours and had to ride in tut-tuts. the ex-model stressed that they had to be back at the hotel by 4:30.
a lot of the girls were struggling with directions, but they did okay, i guess. danielle forgot to take her shoes off at one of the offices and jade never smiled. well, due to horrible thai traffic, sara, danielle, and joanie were a little late getting back. but miss jade decided that since she was late already, she might as well go see the last designer-making everyone wait an hour and 40 minutes.
what a skank!!! after receiving their critiques, the winner of the challenge was danielle-but because everyone was late-no one got the prize. (gasp!) and the prize was 2 racks of fine thai couture and lingerie *smh*
moving right along...the girls were gonna do their shoot at a beach that was affected by the tsunami. a lot of them were shaken up by their surroundings, especially danielle. they were going to model swimsuits for elle and elle, girl magazines and the goal was to appear more soft than fierce.
if i may say so, joanie is looking a little poochy in this pic...her stomach is rather bloaty, so i see what jade could have been speaking of.
ONTO THE PICS.............
danielle-well, the pic is cool, but the judges slammed her for not posing appropriately. they said this was more for a men's mag than elle (which is true) but she stills looks good. her face is flawless, but her pose is a little porny. in my opinion, she has the best body though. joanie looks funny with her wop-body, jade's hips are a little large in proportion to the rest of her and i see sara's ribs a little more than i would like. so GO TEAM DANIELLE!
jade-i must be going crazy for what i'm about to say...but i actually like this pic of her. she looks like a sweet young lady instead of an alien or transvestite. only thing is she could have used some peach or pink lip gloss cuz she looks like she has smoker's lips (bleh)
joanie-well, this was a good pic for her, altho its not my favorite. the judges said she looks younger...i agree. her expression is a tad bit boring, but it's cool.
sara-well, i actually liked this pic of her cuz she not pursing those lips of hers and she wasn't looking at the camera. oh well, too little, too late!so the finale is coming up and it's down to jade (@%^$#@%), danielle and joanie...WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN? DO YOU THINK YOUR PIC WILL ACTUALLY WIN?
posted by Mrs A. at 9:21 AM
14 Comments:
I'm definitely on Team Danielle. She is the prettiest, most down-to-earth and has a great walk.
I can see Joanie going home but I know that's not going to happen just yet.
Jade is eh, with me. Her cockiness turns me off but there IS something about her. Almost like you love to hate her. *shrug*
Nice recap, Miss A
I just noticed...why am I not on your blog links? *pouting* My feelings hurt. j/k...
syliva-thanks, luv! i just can't stand jade, once your attitude makes you ugly, it's hard for me to ever come back around. and about the links, er, my dog ate it, i lost my computer, um, i forgot how to spell "boricua"-nah, LO SIENTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you definitely slipped thru the cracks...not intentionally...you are henceforth and forever more on la blog-linkia!!! :-S
i don't watch the show, but i get my updates here. i like danielle's look, but i can see them giving it to that joanie chick just because, i don't like her look though. she looks too plain jane.
Yo That jade ho is a thorn in my side. Pluck that heffa, SOMEBODY PLEASE!
So mad they didn't get the prize O well, spilled milk...
yeah I was never beat for that Sara broad. Joanie is like sedative. I almost doze off whenever she's around. Danielle Is cool. It's gonna be between she and jad, I'd like to think.
I am cheering for Danielle! We need a real one (not Eva or Naima) to win ANTM. Plus she is from the dirty south! I just wish she would lose at some of that twang. Gotta love it!
L- i concur!!! want me to tell ya who wins?
omar-i agree with EVERYTHING you said (cept the last sentence)...stay tuned!
stephlova-holy hamburgers!! dost mine eyes beseech me?!?! is that miss steph? O MY GOOOOOODNESS, OOOO MY GOOOODNESS, I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! you know what, when i see you, it's on lil' duggie-ima twang YOU!!!!!! i coulda been dead on the side of the road, YOU WHERE YOU BEEN YOU!?!?!...we'll take this up later...grrrrrrr, smooches!
Izza lik da blac gurl! lol
OK LOVE DANIELLE!! now that i'm done with that. despite herself, jade's pic was fabulous. like for no reason. i want danielle to win but they have it out for her w/the accent. if they really had a problem w/it, they could give her speech lessons. they give any other necessary tools to become a top model to everyone else. including fixing her and joanie's teeth. so what's the problem? i think joanie will win. they hate jade too much to give it to her.
I would love to see Danielle or Jade win, but I heard thru the grapevine that it's actually going to be Joanie...after all, Jade has the ego and Danielle has the heavy accent.
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Its been a long ass time.
I haven't watched ANTM all season, or last season. I wait till Vh1 does their thing.
Then its on...like popcorn!
Tyra need to quit with harping on Danielle because of her accent. Isn't the whole reason for this show is to find a new UNIQUE-type of model? I don't get it. At any rate, I'm pulling for Danielle, but something is telling me it's gonna be Joanie. *sigh*
Show's already boring as hell WITH Jade so imagine 5 or 6 episodes without her. Go Danielle, tho it seems the judges are sweet on Joanie...who's actually pretty good, but not a TOP model...but neither was that bore who won last season. Her Covergirl commercials are the WORST. (Naima bores the hell outta me too!)
Danielle better win!
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