Miss A.'s Matrix - Ode to Ne-yo Cuz I'm So Sick
(FEEL FREE TO SING ALONG AND SIMULTANEOUSLY DEPLETE THE O-ZONE LAYER EVEN MORE)
Hmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmm
Doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo-oh yeah
Gotta change my radio station
when I’m in the car
Cuz if I hear this one more time
I swear I’m gonna barf
And I know I'm being mean
Er’time I hear this song
But it’s the only thing that comes to mind when its on
Its ridiculous
How this crap gets so much damn airplay
Cant take it no moooooore
And I’m sick to my depths
Wanna kill myself
If I hear him whine one mo’ time
Im so sick of this hot mess, wanting to be deaf
And I’m so sick of Ne-yo
He’s on my nerves
So tired of hearing
His cryin’ like a girl
Said I’m so sick of Ne-yo
His mom is wack
And why’s she looking like her name is Babs?
(jay-z, mother
ne-yo, ne-yo)
Gotta change the video I see
That shows him in that fur
Cuz I do not advocate
So much damn animal murder
And it looks like seventeen wild wolves
Died on his front stoop
So he threw them on, but really he looks like a fool
That’s the reason I’m so sick of Ne-yo
I’ll take him on
Grab him up real fast
By his rhinestone thong
Said I’d make him this song
Feel the pain I feel
Having to listen to this sappy spiel
Leeeeeeeeeave me aloooooooooooone
Sissy Ne-yooooooooo
Don’t wanna hear you cry and plead
It just makes my ears bleed
All the tiiiiiiiiiime
I wanna poke you in the eye
Said I’m so sick of Ne-yo
Blah, blah, blah-blah
So tired of wonderin’
If he wears bras
Said I’m so sick of Ne-yo
He’s just so wrong
But why’d I take the time to write this song? (Repeat 3x)
(Now I need a stiff drink-BLEH!)
Hmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmm
Doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo-oh yeah
Gotta change my radio station
when I’m in the car
Cuz if I hear this one more time
I swear I’m gonna barf
And I know I'm being mean
Er’time I hear this song
But it’s the only thing that comes to mind when its on
Its ridiculous
How this crap gets so much damn airplay
Cant take it no moooooore
And I’m sick to my depths
Wanna kill myself
If I hear him whine one mo’ time
Im so sick of this hot mess, wanting to be deaf
And I’m so sick of Ne-yo
He’s on my nerves
So tired of hearing
His cryin’ like a girl
Said I’m so sick of Ne-yo
His mom is wack
And why’s she looking like her name is Babs?
(jay-z, mother ne-yo, ne-yo)
Gotta change the video I see
That shows him in that fur
Cuz I do not advocate
So much damn animal murder
And it looks like seventeen wild wolves
Died on his front stoop
So he threw them on, but really he looks like a fool
That’s the reason I’m so sick of Ne-yo
I’ll take him on
Grab him up real fast
By his rhinestone thong
Said I’d make him this song
Feel the pain I feel
Having to listen to this sappy spiel
Leeeeeeeeeave me aloooooooooooone
Sissy Ne-yooooooooo
Don’t wanna hear you cry and plead
It just makes my ears bleed
All the tiiiiiiiiiime
I wanna poke you in the eye
Said I’m so sick of Ne-yo
Blah, blah, blah-blah
So tired of wonderin’
If he wears bras
Said I’m so sick of Ne-yo
He’s just so wrong
But why’d I take the time to write this song? (Repeat 3x)
(Now I need a stiff drink-BLEH!)
posted by Mrs A. at 11:26 AM
32 Comments:
I'm moving you near the top of my links list. Your blog is a good read.
ISSUES! You have issues, but that's aiight, because you are hilarious!
You know I was "So Sick" of that daggone song myself! Where did he come from and why can't he go back there, FAST!
ROFLMBBBO!!!! Your a mess! I am not to found of him either.
*still laughing*
Yeah I sang along, had the extra backround singing going on a all that! LOL
LMAO!!!!! You are too crazy!
Ummm...Who's Ne-yo?
@ spchrist-thank u, i'm honored!
:-D
@ the l-my mom says the same thing (about my issues!) you bop him on the head, i'll catch the body, then we'll put him on a plane to katmandu.
@ ladynay-i was afraid of how those words just came to me so easily and i sang the HELL out of my remix!!! LOL
@ msnhim - yes, i can't deny it...some may say i'm "2 chocolate chips short of a cookie"
-goldie from flavor of love
@ shawn-he's the guy in the pic on the right and he sings the song playing on my page. he's on TRL today cuz his album just came out. he's just another usher-wannabe, minus the dancing and flipping
Girrrrrrrrrrrrrl yo ass is a hot nutt...you are too much for yaz....so u are really sick of neyo huh? LMAO he suppose to be touring with Mary J this spring..betta copp ya ticket miss
omg. you are a nutty nutty lady! lolololol that was hilarious. i'm mad you took the time to compose that, tho. wow... the issues. lolol
@ yaz- i wish i would go to that concert! as much as i love mary, between her hollerin and his whinin, they'd have to call the EMT to get me out of there after fallin out..:-D
@ jameil-i concur, but it really took me about 7 minutes to come up with this...my mind is just twisted like that, so it came easily :-P
i swear that was seriously funny. LMBAOROTF
you're deranged, and such a good read too. love this post.
peace
O
you know that's the yo jam...you were singing every lyric the first 100 listen throughs...why the sudden change of heart?
@ olawunmi-thanx for visiting and enjoying the miss a. remix. p.s. i've never denied the fact that i'm CRA-ZAY!!!!!!
@ shawn-u know what, i seriously did like it the first 3 times i heard it, then it just started to sound so dumb, between listening to the words and that annoying chiming sound, i couldn't take it anymore-then enter radio overkill-i just lost it, plus the video is the worst :-P
that was funny....should be on bill boards top 20
I found this to be hilarious!! I used to like the song but since the radio and MTV have been playing it so much, it is annoying. I want to slap Ne-Yo for making that song so damn catchy. His album is actaully decent though.
lol,I actually like that song too -- but that was funny.
that was cute. but i love that song. i just want to play it over and over. i guess it's because it touches a personal part in my life. i'll be back to check out ur site. feel free to stop by mine.
@shawn where the hell have u been. in some cave where ne-yo shoot the video?
Ok, your azz is crazy! You are so wrong for that! Ahhhhh...I really like Ne-Yo. I think he is so cute! That song was funny though!
okay, i just read this again, and i have to say its even funnier second time around!!!
ure deliciously mad!!!
"So tired of wonderin' if he's wearing a bra."
Genius. Sheer bloody genius.
I'll come back and read your question responses when I stop LMAO!
GREAT POST...Like the spot...I'll keep you posted
@ guide-vote me up there... i need some publicity!!! YAYEE!!
@ epsilonicus-i hear u...liked it, hate it, wanna chop it up into little pieces-but its a song so i cant...i can only butcher the lyrics-HA!
@ rell-thanx for looking past my shoddy remarks about a song u like :-D
@ anon 2:01-eeww, i wont knock u for thinkin he's cute, but i highly suggest u look a little closer in that video, look in his eyes, something's a little off and for someone who went skipping thru the woods like he did, he grabbed homegirl up extra hard later-is he trying to prove something? hmmmmmm, just sayin
@ olawunmi-thanx! i love that u guys enjoy my silliness...weird thing is, i can sing this version over and over, but dont let the song come on the radio-AHHHHH!
@ zesty-u gotta admit, something about him is really soft...the bra thing wouldnt surprise me if it were true :-P
@ g.c.h.-thank you for visiting and thank u for reading this stuff-glad u liked it and ur welcome back anytime!!!!
lol...this is why I don't listen to the radio that much.
Okay. I'm working. I'm working. No need to get out the whip.
P.S. Today is the second and you haven't updated since the 28th of February! You need to get on it before I get the whip!
I'm hyperventilating, I needed that, but I can relate to how he's feeling.
I rebuke Ne-yo, in the name of Marvin Gaye and Al Green.
He's a disgrace! I'm so sick...
OH MY GOD!!! I am in TEARS. And yes ma'am, you have a slew of issues, however, you are right on the money.
@ the l- He's written songs for others (Mario's "Let Me Love You" is the one that keeps being mentioned) and so now they want us to hear him constantly. Which means we're destined to be punished with him forever just like with that no singing Ashanti. I swear they pick 5 songs a month and only play them on the radio nonstop. Yet ANOTHER reason am thankful for mp3 players.
Miss A, thanks for yet again saying what everyone else is thinking.
OMG! Too funny!!! I don't know why he is getting all this airplay either! Adding you to my blog roll right now! Too funny!
Peace & Blessings...
Jay z's mom looks like a pre-op tranny.
Lol! Too funny.
Girl I'm so sick of that damn song to! They wear it out on the radio. I will admit that I would like to see what the rest of the CD sounds like though.
@ stephen-my sediments exactly
@ shawn-YIKES!! yes, ma'am...
@ D.O.M.-yeah, i feel him, but when it comes on, i only feel sick to my stomach. you bring the white sheet and i'll bring the paper church fan for his rebuke!
@ breez-thas' wut-i-do!!! :-D
@ soulfull-welcome and thank u!!!stay tuned...they say i'm cra-zay!!
@ ruben-thats neyo's mom, not jay-z's...ha ha!!! but she does look tranny
@ miz jj-thanx hon!
@ "n"-i'm hearing its ok, but i'll have to overhear it somewhere cuz lawd knows i'm not getting it :-)
OMG I like ne-yo´s music, But cant he just be hisself"?? His just another usher wannabe. Just like chris brown. BE YOURSELF boys!!! And let usher be the best of all. LOL
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