Fugly is the New Mogwai, I Mean SUPERMODEL!!!!!!!!!!
i wasn't gonna post anything else today, but tyra n'em done lost it-i tell ya!!
YAY!! After much anticipation, Cycle 6 of America's Next Top Model has put its new contestants on display and i must say-i'm convinced that ug-mugs are the new fabulous. the funnier looking you are-the further you are gonna go. now some of these chicks do actually look nice after makeup, hair and airbrushing magic...but where's the fun in that?!?!-BEHOLD THE TRANSFORMATIONS>>>>>>>>>>>>
YIKES!!!! before and after made me choke on my chewing gum..low budget angelina-BOO!
ok, before looks a hot country mess with those uneven lop-sided eyebrows. and after doesn't do anything for me either...it's looks slightly tranny.-BOO!
nearer my god to thee!!!!!!!!!!! was this a joke?!?! ok, i wasn't gonna even comment cuz where do you start with this one? but she looks like the neighborhood homeless woman who always asks for your pocket change to get cigarettes or somebody's aunt chaunceen who chain smokes and says the word "sh*t" a lot. FU-ronda...OMG!!! help me father!!!! no need to even see the after.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?? my what big teeth you have, gina!-BOO!
OK, HERE IS THE WINNER!!!! she better win or i will never watch this show again. the before pic is a little scary, but sista girl is the shizz....watch out eva!! (kinda looks like a more asian keke wyatt)
wtf?!?! every day looking, nothing special-BOO!
missy looks a little twisted in the before pic, maybe too many celebratory shots the night before. after bores me and some chap stick is needed ASAP!!! BOO!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! oh holy hamburgers!!!! whose big-throat having, sharp shoulder grandmother got past the judges!?!?! i cannot even believe that this person made it into the audition. she looks about 40 and the expression just gave me a nightmare. i think she happened to baby jane and emily rose-just one look was all it took. BOO! BARF! CACKLE! GAG! i swear the fuglier....no need to continue. seems like anyone can get on that show. maybe i should snap a pic of Tashi upstairs with her hurling that african statue around...i bet she'd make it to the finals, especially since a lot of these girls have an ashy-lip issue. tashi would fit riiiiiiiiight in.
(there are a few more girls but my computer got tired of loading all those wack pics)
YA'LL GET THE PICTURE!! i will definitely watch EVERY one of these episodes to see which one of these mogwai's gets the ax each week.
YAY!! After much anticipation, Cycle 6 of America's Next Top Model has put its new contestants on display and i must say-i'm convinced that ug-mugs are the new fabulous. the funnier looking you are-the further you are gonna go. now some of these chicks do actually look nice after makeup, hair and airbrushing magic...but where's the fun in that?!?!-BEHOLD THE TRANSFORMATIONS>>>>>>>>>>>>
YIKES!!!! before and after made me choke on my chewing gum..low budget angelina-BOO!
ok, before looks a hot country mess with those uneven lop-sided eyebrows. and after doesn't do anything for me either...it's looks slightly tranny.-BOO!
nearer my god to thee!!!!!!!!!!! was this a joke?!?! ok, i wasn't gonna even comment cuz where do you start with this one? but she looks like the neighborhood homeless woman who always asks for your pocket change to get cigarettes or somebody's aunt chaunceen who chain smokes and says the word "sh*t" a lot. FU-ronda...OMG!!! help me father!!!! no need to even see the after.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?? my what big teeth you have, gina!-BOO!
OK, HERE IS THE WINNER!!!! she better win or i will never watch this show again. the before pic is a little scary, but sista girl is the shizz....watch out eva!! (kinda looks like a more asian keke wyatt)
wtf?!?! every day looking, nothing special-BOO!
missy looks a little twisted in the before pic, maybe too many celebratory shots the night before. after bores me and some chap stick is needed ASAP!!! BOO!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! oh holy hamburgers!!!! whose big-throat having, sharp shoulder grandmother got past the judges!?!?! i cannot even believe that this person made it into the audition. she looks about 40 and the expression just gave me a nightmare. i think she happened to baby jane and emily rose-just one look was all it took. BOO! BARF! CACKLE! GAG! i swear the fuglier....no need to continue. seems like anyone can get on that show. maybe i should snap a pic of Tashi upstairs with her hurling that african statue around...i bet she'd make it to the finals, especially since a lot of these girls have an ashy-lip issue. tashi would fit riiiiiiiiight in.(there are a few more girls but my computer got tired of loading all those wack pics)
YA'LL GET THE PICTURE!! i will definitely watch EVERY one of these episodes to see which one of these mogwai's gets the ax each week.
posted by Mrs A. at 3:52 PM
18 Comments:
Hi
your blog is very interesting,
keep on going!
First time here ROFLMAO YOu summed it up great!!!!
benoit-thanx hon! i will definitely keep smart mouthing the blogiverse...lol
berry-thanx for visiting, come on back now!!!
Ok, you know what? People at work are looking at me like "this beyotch has officially gone off the deep end." HILARIOUS. BIG THROAT!!! I'm in tears. But you're right. The anemic and the ugly seem to be writing their own tickets these days.
Thanks for tripping over into my side of the universe.
breez-thanx for visiting..aren't u just beside yourself with excitement waiting to see this train wreck!?! i know i am , if only u knew tashi......lol
hey miss a. yup i designed the site myself. :(
OMG...That was a trip..esp that last one...that was classic..she really does look old and scary...gone miss a I think u need to make your ANTM debut
LMAO .... that was funny.... an yeah she does look like a grandma.
I never watch that show...Miss A ok...you need to use VideoCure for your videos and not music jesus...then pick whatever video...and then choose the smallest size video to place on your page...then just save it to your template and there u go...try it and let me know
nay nay-i know, right...i'm gonna protest if she doesnt!!
candy-i think i will, BY GOLLY, i'm gonna be ANTM!!!
msnhim-an ug-mug grandma at that
Heh! It's just like the Swan. I was so addicted to that show. So bad it's good.
dem hoes look hit. What happen to my girl yaya, now she had it going on. A female, ivy league version of me [or something LOL]
omg you're nutty. lolol. too bad i'll never see this cycle. oh wait! i'm off on thursdays! whoo hoo! so i'll get to watch a show! i thought the first girl was the most drag queen-esque. when does the new cycle start?
Damn! A few of them look like pre-opt trannys.
LMAO!! i dont watch that show but this was funny
that was classic
Boo, I just read ya blog for the first time...you ain't got a bit of sense! My stomach hurts from laughin at your tom foolery but geuss what?...I bet this ass will be back to indulge in the hilarity every chance i get..I read all the way back to feb 6th...a mess..a side splitting mess. keep it up *wink*
zesty-SO TRUE!! along with Flavor of Love, hee hee
D.O.M.-Hit is an understatement...lol. and yaya is doin' it! she's in the upcoming antonio banderas movie about dancing called Take The Lead.
jameil-it starts march 8 so please make it a point to watch...its like spoiled milk, you know it stinks, but you just gotta smell it :-)
ruben-HA!! a few?? you aint neva lied!
charles x-i have a feeling this season is gonna be a hoot & a holler! u dont know what you're missing!!
spchrist-ooh, as classic as a collectible mogwai action figure?? LOL
omar-thanks for coming by!! and yes, this chick was born a fool :-) but im glad my lil ol blog could spread some laughter around, come on back now-ya hear!? p.s. glad u read back, so now u know who adam, olivia and tashi are..lol. they seem to be recurring figures-HA!!
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