Thursday, February 09, 2006

Prisoner Released!!!

well, since the ransom has been forfeited, one prisoner # 524ME-OW941, toussaint, has been released from his cell by virtue of his own recognizance. (the kitty porn didn't hurt either!!)....ah, but one last thing....




TAKE THIS WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!


CURSE TOUSSAINT AND HIS DANG-
BLASTED SEXINESS!!!! HE DEFLOWERED
THE PURITY THAT MS. JONEZ ONCE
BEHELD.

(we can work out custody and visitation later, no lawyers please
p.s. what do you think about the name LaToussarian?)

2 Comments:

Blogger Shawn said...

LaToussarian? That’s an interesting name. How about Startoussa? LOL! Toussaint is denying paternity. He's saying that he doesn't remember anything during his captivity. So I guess we are going to have to go on Jerry Springer for a paternity test. Toussaint is not trying to insinuate Ms. Jonez is promiscuous but he does remember seeing another
gentleman visiting Ms. Jonez during his captivity.

10:38 AM  
Blogger Mrs A. said...

i prefer the maury show for paternity disputes, and thank you very much, that is her 2nd cousin from aunt esmarelda. HA HA!!! tell him to mind his own prisoner bidness next time...that's what we get for trying to be nice catnappers and keep him in the regular cell and not solitary with no windows, bars or light...

11:31 AM  

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