Monday, February 20, 2006

Is It Just Me!?!?!

ok, so i was wondering if i was the only one who thinks these random thoughts from time to time??

TELL ME......

is it just me or does chamillionaire's mouth region resemble that of an orangutan?



is it just me, or does kimora lee simmons' neck look like a pack of bratwurst? why so many deep creases? (look closely)


is it just me or does anyone else think that besides it being classless, tacky, ghetto and a poor way to invest your money, grills are unsanitary? i mean, they look like they smell-wouldn't it after a build up of spit, food, smoke or whatever touches them? or are there grill rules? can you only wear them for interviews and videos or are they fully functional? can you chew gum with it in your mouth? can't you just imagine flecks of breath mints, gum residue and some chewed up chicken all up in between the diamonds just making them smell like classic yukmouth?



is it just me, or is there NO amount of money or publicity that would make me kiss this man? or even act like i'm attracted to him?


is it just me or do you agree that stretch-marked boobies should remain under wraps?



and most importantly, is it just me or does ashanti manage to ALWAYS have her big mouth open like a cacklin' hyena in pictures? NOTHING is ever THAT funny and it's NOT CUTE!!!!!! missy needs to peek at an etiquette book or have someone RE-groom her on what actions/poses/looks are appropriate during public appearances. while we must suffer through these pictures, no one wants to see what ashanti had to eat today........


the damn apple doesn't fall far.......BOO!! and P.S. is it just me again, that thinks her and her tag-along momma have terrible taste in lipstick?? its either too pale or too 80's red...just a smorgasbord of ewwwwwwww!!

tell me i'm not CRAZY!!!!

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would tell you that you were crazy if I didn't already know how right you are...

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://dallaspenn.com/weblog/?p=229

4:35 PM  
Blogger Mrs A. said...

OMG!!! that was hilarious!!!

5:04 PM  
Blogger BrownSugga said...

THAT WAS HILARIOUS. I FEEL THE SAME WAY BOUT THE STUFF U SAID. THANKS 4 STOPPING BY MY SPOT.

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo ass is wild...and ashanti is wack..her mouth is contantly open and I cant understand why...She's fake and thats all it is

9:41 PM  
Blogger Elle Jefe said...

Girl you ain't never lied! Welcome to the Random Thinkers club, I do it way to often. So much it scares me. You are a trip, I just made some updates to my page and I linked you so others can figure out why I am in my cubicle at work laughing by my d@mn self!

11:50 PM  
Blogger Shawn said...

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrolfmao! I left something for you in my blog. LOL!

1:53 AM  
Blogger Mrs A. said...

brownsugga-thanx hon & u r welcome :-)

yaz- (off the subject) im still reveling in my new page knowledge YAY! :-), but for real, ashanti is one of those artists who i've always felt were handed a deal for no good reason at all, now she is force fed to us cuz she really sux, her and her thick eyebrow-having momma!

the l-girl, if only u knew what goes thru my wacky mind...lol :-)

shawn-oooh, let me take a trip on over :-D

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope it ain't just you! hahaha good post!

9:17 AM  
Blogger Stephen A. Bess said...

Haa haa!! :) That was funny! :) That cheered me up after mourning Malcolm. Yeah, the stretch marks!

9:54 AM  
Blogger Zeezy4Sheezy said...

I just did a post on grillz.. I agree with you wholeheartedly about this entire post

10:43 AM  
Blogger Mrs A. said...

mz. na-i didnt think so ;-)

stephen-argh! that one really gets to me

zeezy-i remember, im sick of the coonin'

dizyaboy-thanks!!! i tries, i tries :-D

11:50 AM  
Blogger Tafari said...

Fantasia needs to put them tities up. Fo real!

3:22 AM  
Blogger Adei von K said...

Ashanti...Lady of Soul...hood rat with money. She looks like she's saying, "heyyyyyyy! Let's get this party started!" in a kim-parker from-The Parkers type voice. And someone get her mom! Someone get all their moms! Janice Combs, I saw your blog on Ne-yo and someone needs to get his mom...I'm sure there are some more but I can't think right now. Oh yeah, as a chick from South Florida, I actually have a grill (four to the bottom) and I only wear them when I go out to the club. We South Florida peeps (or most of us) think its cute but I am QUICK to call a guy a 'yuck mouth' if they are permanent.

2:57 PM  

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