Top Mogwai-Week 4: When I Grow Up.......
WHOOPEE! TOP MOGWAI TIME!!!!
ok, so last night’s episode was really funny! janice dickinson (world's "first" supermodel) appeared and gave the models a lesson on how to pose. she brought along lisa from cycle 5 and they ran thru examples of how to pose commercially and non-commercially.
you would think that the girls would pay close attention and soak up all of these pointers cuz they looked really into it, right?
well, not everyone was so focused. gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck asked an array of dumb questions which prompted janice to tell her to go and stand on one leg, jump up and down and laugh hysterically in front of everyone. being that miss jade b.k.a. stank-i-tude b.k.a.miss piggy has made gina her new little whipping post, she reveled at the sight of that humiliation. and brooke b.k.a. herpe-lip was very aloof the whole episode...like DUH!
"You said to find the light with your face...but i still don't get it." Brooke to Janice Dickinson
later on, janice took the girls to dinner. jade was feeling herself (as always) and just monopolizing janice at first, trying to force some type of commonality.
"Me & her just kinda clicked because we're on the same level."-Jade about Janice Dickinson [SIDEBAR::: Miss Jade, i must have missed the 100+ magazine covers you've been on, the countless fame, fortune and undeniable talent you have within the modeling industry. i mean, you've been on ANTM, have NOT even won and are comparing yourself to the world's "first" supermodel?? BEYATCH PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!!]
nonetheless, janice decided to stir the drama pot by asking gina who she has a problem with in the house. i guess she could sense how weak and confused she was. gina (of course) blurts out "JADE!" jade has this "who me?" look on her face and asks gina at least 5 times "what did i do now?" well, janice swiftly dismisses gina and tells her that you never OUT the b*tches in the house. well, of course gina had a breakdown, crying and feeling humiliated yet again in front of jade so miss nnenna consoles and encourages her once they make it back to the house.
"Why are you scared of Jade?...what is she gonna do, spank you?" Nnenna to Gina {thats why i love this girl} jade ends up invading gina's bedroom where she and gina go at it about how they feel sorry for one another and gina actually stood up to the big bad jade leaving her mouth agape and looking stupid.
but on a different homefront, we found out that miss nnenna has a VERY insecure boyfriend who whines and cries to her on the phone about her being gone. "honey, did you see boys today, whimper whimper?" i'm like old school onyx, BACDAF*KUP!!!!!!! your girl has a job to do that could possibly change the both of your lives and you're whining like a little wet puppy...I HATE INSECURE MEN!!!!!!!!!! nonetheless, nnenna brushed him and his crying off like a real lady and kept the focus of why she was there.
next, the ladies had to try and work 4 different looks at a set with the 4 seasons as backgrounds...they were to use their "commercial" look and miss nnenna won that competition (YAY!) and all of the clothes from the shoot. then they met up with tyra on the set of her talk show and she asked them to think back to before ANTM and about what they wanted to pursue as careers after modeling...HENCE THE BIRTH OF SHOOT # 5
WHEN I GROW UP....
let's peep the pics
brooke (anesthesiologist)-this is the first pic of miss brooke that i like...she's not showcasing her herpe on the top lip and she's got that jay leno chin down instead of up in the "light"-BIG improvement
danielle (singer)-GREAT pic!!!!!!! she looks so fierce and her positioning on those speakers couldn't be better-WORK IT!
FUronda b.k.a. aunt chaunceen (civil right attorney) this is the best pic of her i've seen! she doesn't look like a lost toothpick as much...i love her for stepping it up!!! go fu-fu, its ur birfday, just do the do like ur birfday!!!!!!!!
gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck (fashion designer)-head to toe MESS!!! her arms are awkward and she just looks scared as hell. later, she blamed the issues with jade as a distaction-BOO!
jade b.k.a. stank-i-tude (kindegarten teacher)-i don't like this pic...i think its the long blond hair...but i like the outfit. danielle said she would home-school her kid before sending it to jade's class-HA!
joanie (housewife)-she also stepped it up. she doesn't look bored as usual and actaully did something with that face...i think this is her best pic!
leslie (attorney)-LOVE THIS PIC! she looks so hot!! the only thing that bothers me about her is that she looks TORE the HELL up when she's not at a shoot. and the eye bags have got to GO!! get a cucumber, girl!
mollie sue (make-up artist)-i like the edginess she brought to it...she's such a rocker chick. it's good, not great
nnenna (chemist)-ooooooooooooooooh chile!!! miss nnenna put it DOWN in this pic...but more importantly she got very familiar with the male model up in those fake african bushes. honey, they got the rubbing and ish and in the last shot, they KISSED! not a big one, but the eroticism oozed from the screen...boyfriend better stop working her nerves cuz she seemed all too eager to stop the child's play with him and go for the gusto with model-boy...i ain't mad, mama! "All the touching & groping & sensualness...WHAT!?!?!" Jade about nnenna's shoot [beyatch, it's SENSUALITY, not sensualness-geez!]
sara (lawyer)-not liking this...i think it's the wax lips she's wearing. BORED! tyra & mr. jay said she looked very stank in her proofs..like 1 pic-risque, 2nd pic-legs open, 3rd pic-on your knees-HA!! i was dying...........
GINA got eliminated (with her confused azz) and i vote for brooke next. well, technically i always want to see jade go cuz she's such a skank...but they'll keep her around for the drama...so brooke it is!
WHO DO YA'LL LIKE? WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE GO HOME NEXT?
ok, so last night’s episode was really funny! janice dickinson (world's "first" supermodel) appeared and gave the models a lesson on how to pose. she brought along lisa from cycle 5 and they ran thru examples of how to pose commercially and non-commercially.
you would think that the girls would pay close attention and soak up all of these pointers cuz they looked really into it, right?
well, not everyone was so focused. gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck asked an array of dumb questions which prompted janice to tell her to go and stand on one leg, jump up and down and laugh hysterically in front of everyone. being that miss jade b.k.a. stank-i-tude b.k.a.miss piggy has made gina her new little whipping post, she reveled at the sight of that humiliation. and brooke b.k.a. herpe-lip was very aloof the whole episode...like DUH!
"You said to find the light with your face...but i still don't get it." Brooke to Janice Dickinson
later on, janice took the girls to dinner. jade was feeling herself (as always) and just monopolizing janice at first, trying to force some type of commonality.
"Me & her just kinda clicked because we're on the same level."-Jade about Janice Dickinson [SIDEBAR::: Miss Jade, i must have missed the 100+ magazine covers you've been on, the countless fame, fortune and undeniable talent you have within the modeling industry. i mean, you've been on ANTM, have NOT even won and are comparing yourself to the world's "first" supermodel?? BEYATCH PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!!]
nonetheless, janice decided to stir the drama pot by asking gina who she has a problem with in the house. i guess she could sense how weak and confused she was. gina (of course) blurts out "JADE!" jade has this "who me?" look on her face and asks gina at least 5 times "what did i do now?" well, janice swiftly dismisses gina and tells her that you never OUT the b*tches in the house. well, of course gina had a breakdown, crying and feeling humiliated yet again in front of jade so miss nnenna consoles and encourages her once they make it back to the house.
"Why are you scared of Jade?...what is she gonna do, spank you?" Nnenna to Gina {thats why i love this girl} jade ends up invading gina's bedroom where she and gina go at it about how they feel sorry for one another and gina actually stood up to the big bad jade leaving her mouth agape and looking stupid.
but on a different homefront, we found out that miss nnenna has a VERY insecure boyfriend who whines and cries to her on the phone about her being gone. "honey, did you see boys today, whimper whimper?" i'm like old school onyx, BACDAF*KUP!!!!!!! your girl has a job to do that could possibly change the both of your lives and you're whining like a little wet puppy...I HATE INSECURE MEN!!!!!!!!!! nonetheless, nnenna brushed him and his crying off like a real lady and kept the focus of why she was there.
next, the ladies had to try and work 4 different looks at a set with the 4 seasons as backgrounds...they were to use their "commercial" look and miss nnenna won that competition (YAY!) and all of the clothes from the shoot. then they met up with tyra on the set of her talk show and she asked them to think back to before ANTM and about what they wanted to pursue as careers after modeling...HENCE THE BIRTH OF SHOOT # 5
WHEN I GROW UP....
let's peep the pics
brooke (anesthesiologist)-this is the first pic of miss brooke that i like...she's not showcasing her herpe on the top lip and she's got that jay leno chin down instead of up in the "light"-BIG improvement
danielle (singer)-GREAT pic!!!!!!! she looks so fierce and her positioning on those speakers couldn't be better-WORK IT!
FUronda b.k.a. aunt chaunceen (civil right attorney) this is the best pic of her i've seen! she doesn't look like a lost toothpick as much...i love her for stepping it up!!! go fu-fu, its ur birfday, just do the do like ur birfday!!!!!!!!
gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck (fashion designer)-head to toe MESS!!! her arms are awkward and she just looks scared as hell. later, she blamed the issues with jade as a distaction-BOO!
jade b.k.a. stank-i-tude (kindegarten teacher)-i don't like this pic...i think its the long blond hair...but i like the outfit. danielle said she would home-school her kid before sending it to jade's class-HA!
joanie (housewife)-she also stepped it up. she doesn't look bored as usual and actaully did something with that face...i think this is her best pic!
leslie (attorney)-LOVE THIS PIC! she looks so hot!! the only thing that bothers me about her is that she looks TORE the HELL up when she's not at a shoot. and the eye bags have got to GO!! get a cucumber, girl!
mollie sue (make-up artist)-i like the edginess she brought to it...she's such a rocker chick. it's good, not great
nnenna (chemist)-ooooooooooooooooh chile!!! miss nnenna put it DOWN in this pic...but more importantly she got very familiar with the male model up in those fake african bushes. honey, they got the rubbing and ish and in the last shot, they KISSED! not a big one, but the eroticism oozed from the screen...boyfriend better stop working her nerves cuz she seemed all too eager to stop the child's play with him and go for the gusto with model-boy...i ain't mad, mama! "All the touching & groping & sensualness...WHAT!?!?!" Jade about nnenna's shoot [beyatch, it's SENSUALITY, not sensualness-geez!]
sara (lawyer)-not liking this...i think it's the wax lips she's wearing. BORED! tyra & mr. jay said she looked very stank in her proofs..like 1 pic-risque, 2nd pic-legs open, 3rd pic-on your knees-HA!! i was dying...........GINA got eliminated (with her confused azz) and i vote for brooke next. well, technically i always want to see jade go cuz she's such a skank...but they'll keep her around for the drama...so brooke it is!
WHO DO YA'LL LIKE? WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE GO HOME NEXT?
posted by Mrs A. at 7:20 AM
8 Comments:
Gina should have been eliminated.....Whining because her pics didn't come out right...that ugly dress she had on coupled with her positioning and the way she twisted her face was why she is on the first thang smoking....Sara needs to go next her or Jade...not liking Jade too much
gina needs confidence and self esteem..basically juss a lil more life to toughen her up...jade need to be slapped up a bit..i would love to see Nenna just chuck a spear at that hoe. Nenna is DA SHYT!!!!
Why did I choose this season to not watch this show. I might have to watch start watching it as they all start to drop. The good thing is I will feel like I can follow right along, because I have been reading your updates all this time.1
you have to explain one thing to me. How is it that Nnena won the commercial look challenge, rocked her editorial photo shoot, was heaped with praise during judging and she was 3rd to last to be called? That was an injustice.
Gina shoulda been sent home last week. We knew at the start of this episode it was a foregone conclusion that Gina was on the outs.
As far as the pics go, I again disagree with Racist twiggy. Joanie does nothing. I'm sick of her obsession with blue eyed blondes. I wasn't really feeling ferocious. She has improved but not enough to be deserving of the first name called. Come on now! Poor leslie. She's fine as hell but her pics bore me. Ms Piggy's pic wasn't earth moving either. It was much improved from where she began but I'm still not seeing model. Its so sad that she's so immmature for a 26 yr old woman. All the antics have got to go. You don't make fun of people while they're doing their photo shoot. That's tacky and unprofessional.
My picks for the week are Danielle, Nnena and Mollie Sue. Nobody rocks edgy like good golly ms mollie.
Why did they bring Lisa back if she was going to be upstaged by Janice? I think I heard her say 3 words. Hahaha! I can't believe Janice punked poor Gina at the dinner table. I felt bad for gigi. Speaking of gigi, is she not the dumbest chick that's ever appeared on ANTM? My god.
THANK GOD GINA IS GONE!!!! She was really getting on my nerves!!!
HILARIOUS!! like the atty and the first pic. that's funny. this is the first season i haven't watched. i've watched every other season from the first episode. damn being grown. guess i'll have to catch it on vh1.
Okay, you know I'm still rooting for Ms. Nnenna! She and old boy were going to town and I'm not at all mad at her! Especially with the situation her main man is putting her in. Big loser...
*hi-fiving you for the insecure men comment*
But was I the only one disturbed that the male model kissing on Nnenna was the shuckin and jivin sambo boy from those Joe Boxer commercials? You remember him...the really gay one who danced around town in his draws looking like Flavor Flav with fancy footwork. Yuck.
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