Top Mogwai-Week 1: The Bald & The Beautiful

WORD OF THE DAY: atrocious (adj) - Extremely evil or cruel; monstrous: Exceptionally bad

IG'NANCE OF THE DAY: "When i walk down the street, people's heads turn like 'wow'. And people think I'm a b*tch but I'm really down to earth, even though i have this gorgeous face and beautiful body....I should have already been discovered." Jade

Sashay-Shante-Sashay-Sashay-Sashay!!!!!

Alright, so cycle 6 of america’s next top model began last night and I will get straight into it. 32 girls made it to the finals. That number was widdled down to 20, then lastly, down to the final 13. now, before the show began, I had posted my opinions of a few of the girls-Jade being my favorite. Well, I take back what I said. Homegirl has a serious case of ball jock. Well, she doesn’t have balls, but she is feeling herself waaaaaaaaay too much. From the moment she opened her mouth and throughout the whole episode, she spoke of how fine she is, how she moved to New York and should have already been a star, how ready she is to be famous. And just cuz she was in Jay-Z's "Change Clothes" video, she thinks she is a sure-win. But I already see she is a big sh*t-talker. When one of the girls offered Nnenna $40 to catwalk naked, Jade jumped in and said she would do it, only to back out and say she’s worth “a million.” GAG! Nonetheless, little Miss FUronda was also on her own tip throughout the episode, along with Danielle. (why do 3 out of the 4 “Ethnicks” have to be so arrogant? Yes, i have named Jade, Danielle, FUronda and Nnenna) I believe in havin confidence in your swagger, but you don’t have to be an atrocious witch to get attention. And on ANTM, you really shouldn’t run your mouth too much, cuz you never know who will get the boot, as Miss FUronda found out when she fell into the bottom 2, even though she thought she WORKED IT at the photo shoot. Nonetheless, there was one-and only one-young lady who stood out to me, and that was Nnenna. My new pick as winner. Not only is she graceful and poised, but she is gorgeous!! Skin-flawless. Teeth-perfect. Body-banging. Attitude-humble and elegant. She even has a nice accent (she’s from Nigeria). Nnenna has the total package whereas Jade is just pretty and as Mr Jay said last night "A pretty face does not a top model make." One other person who stood out to me was Wendy, not because she’s that great, but because she kinda sucked in her photo and she is a victim of Hurricane Katrina. The judges tried to justify her “sad look” by saying that she is internally sad from having experienced that tragedy…and all I have to say is, GIRL, get over it. You have the opportunity to turn your whole life around, so stop wallowing and at least try to win…..UGH!! otherwise, none of the other girls really had much face time because Jade hogged the screen with her larger-than-life funky attitude and nonstop self-praise. In my opinion, nothing makes a pretty girl uglier quicker than a jacked-up demeanor. Hence the reason why I am gunning for her now (may gina b.k.a ms. woodchuck get drunk again, sleep-walk and chew a hole in your fro while you sleep)….i think you can be even more effective by falling back and exemplifying why you are so great, being a silent but deadly threat. If you have to run your mouth and talk trash all the time, you sound like you are trying to convince yourSELF and you end up turning others off by being so annoying. All Jade needs is a good 'rip-u-a-new-*sshole' cussin' out and she would calm right down...besides, missy-you're not the only one who turns heads-BEYATCH!!!! Yayee-yayee!!!! SASHAY-SHANTE!!!!!! MISS A. MISS A. MISS A....lol

GO TEAM NNENNA!!!! (wouldn't it be nice if she won, a REAL black girl, not a mixed one, or light-skinnded one-nothing against light girls, cuz i'm one kinda, but i just want to see something different besides, light, brights and ugly whites as winners)

below find the shots from Project Bald & Beautiful, Shoot 1


FUronda b.k.a. Aunt Chaunceen-not impressed, make-up was fab, but she looks dull
Gina b.k.a. Ms. Woodchuck-UGH!! those teeth just won't stay in her mouth...she will probably be next voted off, if for no other reason, because she's an idiot. the judges noticed that she is a walking oxymoron, just contradictory and nervous all the time. not to mention, she got drunk at dinner which is always a bad look in public & on tv. no class.
Jade-this pic is very alien-like and that cheekbone juts out so far and so sharply, it looks like she got popped in the face before the shoot. not impressed.
Joanie-she surprised me...this pic is ok, but in in life, she really ordinary. nice eyes
Kari-ok, this girl is killin me!!!! she looks so OFF!! those lips look like a platypus mouth. i know white girls with big soup-coolas are all the rage now, but i don't like hers.
Kathy-CACKLE!! BARF!!! COUGH!!! GAG!!!! sharp-shouldered, big throat granny was the first one sent home-and rightfully so!!!
Leslie-lovely pic, except for that freddy krueger wrinkled hand...it really messes up the pic, it kinda looks like somebody else's hand, but her face is great!!
Mollie Sue-pic is nice. she reminds me of Noelle from Cycle 4
Nnenna-reminiscent of grace jones here, flawless....just flawless
Sara-i don't like her face, it's really big up top and really small at the bottom, kinda like an upside-down triangle
Wendy-b.k.a. Woo-Woo-Woo b.k.a. Whoas Me-don't like this pic at all. get it together!
Danielle-i don't like her. but this pic is beautiful. she looks like a tranny at times, but she rocked this...now if she would just get braces to close up that damn GAP in her teeth!
Brooke-EW! don't like anything about her...she's just a mess. that jawline, that nose, those lips-BLEH!!! tyra kept saying she has a look that the public won't get-YOU AIN'T NEVA LIED!!!!

WHO DO YOU THINK WORKED IT? WHO DO YOU LIKE/DISLIKE? WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN? WHO DESERVES THE MOST-LIKE-A-MOGWAI AWARD?