Top Mogwai-Week 2: Ice, Ice Baby
IG'NANCE OF THE DAY::: "I have everything it takes to win this...You sitting out here with a crown on your head...them ain't even diamonds." Jade to FUronda
ok, top mogwai had it's second photo shoot which took place in a freezer with an ice set. it was a really nice background complete with ice bench and weird ice sculptures looming about. of course, the mogs had to be half naked and they had some fierce makeup that made them look frozen....Miss Wendy b.k.a Woo-Woo-Woo b.k.a Whoas Me got eliminated (thank the heavens) because she was just so unfocused and, in my opinion, should have never been there since she was having so much personal drama and familial issues. understandably so, but i just couldn't feel sorry for her cuz every other word out of her mouth was, hurricane katrina or i'm worried or woo-woo-woo...she totally blew her chances to turn the catastrophe of katrina around and make a better life for herself and for that, i give her two supermodel slaps...youuuuuuuuuuuuu're outta there!!!!! and in other negro hilarity, FUronda b.k.a. aunt chaunceen was beside herself cuz she got a brand new shiny weave...missy stayed in the mirror, handed out rules of engagement to the other girls (which i liked, but think she could have said them instead of typing them), and was whipping and snapping that neck around like naomi campbell jr. the funniest thing about her is that she has the WORST skin ever, worst than yaya on cycle 3. missy is rocking zits, bits, crackles and pops, craters, mountains, molehills, puss pockets and some more ish-BLEH!!! send her to the dermatologist-STAT! then miss jade b.k.a. miss piggy b.k.a. stank-i-tude got shook cuz she didn't get a long weave like aunt chaunceen. instead she got a short cropped blond fro and it damn near made her lose her mind. she was snapping on everybody, being her regular b*tchy self, but, in my opinion, she looked kinda bad. her skin was looking a little haggard as well. damn, i could never cross paths with her cuz it would be a fight to the death...she is so arrogant and smart-mouthed, telling everyone what to do and why she has the total package-therefore making her the top choice for ANTM. i just want to give her three supermodel slaps...and just because the show is not named America's Next Top Best Friend, that doesn't mean she has to be America's Next Top BITCH...but let's get to the pics
brooke-i will never understand what tyra or anybody sees in this atrocity. she looka like a maaaaaaaaaan!!
danielle-i am not feeling this one..she also borderlines on looking tranny, something in the ear, eye, eyebrow area just isn't flowing for me..but she's definitley not the worst
FUronda b.k.a aunt chaunceen-HONEY!!that weave brought her up about 17 notches...not my fav but much improved from before
gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck-i like nothing about her...i think i prefer her more when her big teeth are poking thru her half cocked smile...and i can't resist the urge to call her suki...she can go next
jade b.k.a. miss piggy b.k.a. stank-i-tude...nothing special about this. i think they should have taken some of the concentration off of the pig nose and picked a full body shot cuz she did look fab in that bathing suit
joanie-i'm bored...next
kari-someone please take those dead slugs she calls lips OFF!! she looks horrid and cheap, like she should be a stripper names bubbles or lexy...not feeling her at all
leslie-i like her but this pic isn't very high-fashion...that looks like me posing before i go to the beach-step it up!!!! but i still like her
mollie sue, follie sue, rollie, collie, dollie sue-i just like saying that. i'm not in love with her, but i think she's gonna go far in this competition
nnenna b.k.a. the winner...love her to pieces...i do like last week's pic better, but she still looks good (sidebar:: i love how graceful she was when they told her she was going bald. she didn't whine, b*tch, moan or complain and you know anybody else would have been on the damn floor...that's why she needs to win...she has the look and a winning attitude!) damn, i'm officially a groupie :-P
sara-i like this pic of her waaaaaaaaaaay better than the bald one from last week...her haircut really stepped her look up..i likes
wendy b.k.a. woo-woo-woo...i'm just uninspired by this look, maybe its the toucan schnozz she has, maybe its the melancholy vibe she puts out..nonetheless, she's DUNZO!
WHO ARE YA'LL LOVIN' THIS WEEK??
ok, top mogwai had it's second photo shoot which took place in a freezer with an ice set. it was a really nice background complete with ice bench and weird ice sculptures looming about. of course, the mogs had to be half naked and they had some fierce makeup that made them look frozen....Miss Wendy b.k.a Woo-Woo-Woo b.k.a Whoas Me got eliminated (thank the heavens) because she was just so unfocused and, in my opinion, should have never been there since she was having so much personal drama and familial issues. understandably so, but i just couldn't feel sorry for her cuz every other word out of her mouth was, hurricane katrina or i'm worried or woo-woo-woo...she totally blew her chances to turn the catastrophe of katrina around and make a better life for herself and for that, i give her two supermodel slaps...youuuuuuuuuuuuu're outta there!!!!! and in other negro hilarity, FUronda b.k.a. aunt chaunceen was beside herself cuz she got a brand new shiny weave...missy stayed in the mirror, handed out rules of engagement to the other girls (which i liked, but think she could have said them instead of typing them), and was whipping and snapping that neck around like naomi campbell jr. the funniest thing about her is that she has the WORST skin ever, worst than yaya on cycle 3. missy is rocking zits, bits, crackles and pops, craters, mountains, molehills, puss pockets and some more ish-BLEH!!! send her to the dermatologist-STAT! then miss jade b.k.a. miss piggy b.k.a. stank-i-tude got shook cuz she didn't get a long weave like aunt chaunceen. instead she got a short cropped blond fro and it damn near made her lose her mind. she was snapping on everybody, being her regular b*tchy self, but, in my opinion, she looked kinda bad. her skin was looking a little haggard as well. damn, i could never cross paths with her cuz it would be a fight to the death...she is so arrogant and smart-mouthed, telling everyone what to do and why she has the total package-therefore making her the top choice for ANTM. i just want to give her three supermodel slaps...and just because the show is not named America's Next Top Best Friend, that doesn't mean she has to be America's Next Top BITCH...but let's get to the pics
brooke-i will never understand what tyra or anybody sees in this atrocity. she looka like a maaaaaaaaaan!!
danielle-i am not feeling this one..she also borderlines on looking tranny, something in the ear, eye, eyebrow area just isn't flowing for me..but she's definitley not the worst
FUronda b.k.a aunt chaunceen-HONEY!!that weave brought her up about 17 notches...not my fav but much improved from before
gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck-i like nothing about her...i think i prefer her more when her big teeth are poking thru her half cocked smile...and i can't resist the urge to call her suki...she can go next
jade b.k.a. miss piggy b.k.a. stank-i-tude...nothing special about this. i think they should have taken some of the concentration off of the pig nose and picked a full body shot cuz she did look fab in that bathing suit
joanie-i'm bored...next
kari-someone please take those dead slugs she calls lips OFF!! she looks horrid and cheap, like she should be a stripper names bubbles or lexy...not feeling her at all
leslie-i like her but this pic isn't very high-fashion...that looks like me posing before i go to the beach-step it up!!!! but i still like her
mollie sue, follie sue, rollie, collie, dollie sue-i just like saying that. i'm not in love with her, but i think she's gonna go far in this competition
nnenna b.k.a. the winner...love her to pieces...i do like last week's pic better, but she still looks good (sidebar:: i love how graceful she was when they told her she was going bald. she didn't whine, b*tch, moan or complain and you know anybody else would have been on the damn floor...that's why she needs to win...she has the look and a winning attitude!) damn, i'm officially a groupie :-P
sara-i like this pic of her waaaaaaaaaaay better than the bald one from last week...her haircut really stepped her look up..i likes
wendy b.k.a. woo-woo-woo...i'm just uninspired by this look, maybe its the toucan schnozz she has, maybe its the melancholy vibe she puts out..nonetheless, she's DUNZO!
WHO ARE YA'LL LOVIN' THIS WEEK??
posted by Mrs A. at 8:51 AM
12 Comments:
Every season your friend Mr Jay finds numerous ways to annoy me. His diva ass is standing in a ice manufacturing plant with a damn parka and hot coffee and he has the nerve to say something smart about every model that looked like they were experiencing frostbite. 15 supermodel slaps for him.
I thought the makeovers were hit and miss. Sara, Nnenna, Ferocious Furonda, Mollie Sue and Danielle were good. Leslie too. The rest of the MOs weren't so flattering. I think Jade's was the worst probably because of her stank attitude.
I sure was disappointed that Jade didn't get the boot. I don't think Wistful Wendy was a model but Jade needs a reality check: no one is waiting for her to take the modeling industry by storm. Hell, her cocky ass can't even take a good picture. Me thinks she should be more focused on taking a great picture than ferocious furonda's weave. Did you hear her feeble excuse this go 'round about the ice/diamond eye make-up? Everything about her is grating.
@ shawn-welcome back, sweets. and YOU summed it up perfectly...mr. jay has been quite the diva since he platinumized his hair...ooh, and i like the nicknames u made up. and i STILL don't understand why jade was so hung up on the weave...if she is as bad as she says, she soulda been like-i'll rock anything..she's the new woo-woo-woo, cry me a river..i think she's so hell bent on "making it" cuz she's old for the industry and she def knows how to get face time-desparation at its best. i wish i was on the show just to fight with her cuz she is DYING for that reality check.
p.s. i hope Ferocious walks by her and whips her in the eye with her new shiny weave..oh i just LOVED the way she was hating when fu-fu was in the van checkin herself out in the mirror..classic hateration
I don't ANTM....but who needs to when there is you?
No commercials or nothing! LOL
Seriously, I am trying not to get hooked on yet another un-reality tv show, but you are making this very difficult. *like a recovering addict* must...put...remote...down...now!
Ok, I caught it finally... I'd have to say nnenna "b.k.a. the winner" is tops for me and I agree with shawn, Mr/Ms Jay is becoming a bit annoying, but I guess that's his M.O. Next week, we'll get to see more of his hi jinx with the standard "catwalk" episode...
*still laughing about your model slaps*
Dang it! I missed it again! :( Thanks for the update though.
You said it all chick!!!
I can't even front, I've missed it every week, I've been caught up in the Ameican Idol Machine. But the black woman with the bald head, looks like she is breaking 'em in this year! I like her, just from the picture.
These girls are so wack...There's no Bre this season, no Toccara, no Eva...no one with that good spunk. Mollie Sue is my fav so far, followed by Nnena...Jade needs a punch in the face.
P.S.Lovin the blog...
Sorry that I'se so late to post, but I love your recaps, girl...absolutely! I don't watch the show, but could tune into Miss A every week for a full, entertaining recap. Keep up the witty work:)
@ ladynay-i do it all for you *mwah*
@ the L-its...too...hard...gotta...love...these...b*tches...lol
@ soulfull-i LOVE miss j, but mr jay is such the diva now...i cant wait to see miss jay, she is truly poetry in motion!!!
@ shawn-"and you, where you been you?" (strange from boomerang)
@ suezette-why do i love this stuff so???
@ D.O.M.-yeah i found it hard, but ANTM is just so funny so i had to pick that over AI...but i watch on tuesdays!!!
@ liza-thanx for coming thru..and you're right...none of them have that FIYAH!!!! there's no real spark. i want to see someone thats hungry AND fabulous...and being a b*tch doesnt count (jade)
@ cocoa-thanks girl!!! every thursday-i got u!!!!
@ shenehneh-u dont know what you're missing...but i'll have the recaps and whne the marathon does come on, you'll be on point..:-P
I'll probably watch it. Little sis went to jr. high with Wendy I discovered. Poor lil thing got booted before I got the chance to even halfway root for her. I think I'll still probably watch it at least some of the time.
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