Top Mogwai-Week 3: I'm Too Sexy For My Shoes
HOLY SCHNIKEES!!!!!!! SIMON & GARFUNKEL, FRICKIN, FRACKIN, FRIGGETY FRICK-FRACK!!!!!!!!! BLOGGER WAS A B*TCH ON WHEELS THIS MORNING!!!!!! (trying not to cuss so excuse my stand-in foul language...but b*tch doesn't count)
IG'NANCE OF THE DAY:: "I felt just like snow white...excuse me, SNOW BLACK" Danielle after photo shoot #3 (girl, er'rbody knows you BLACK, damn, that sounded dumb)
anyhoos, onto ANTM-Week 3....Bwaaaaaaah ha ha, hee hee, LOL ROFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!! Lawd have mussy!!!!! last night's episode was HILARIOUS! it started with the models having to learn to walk the runway from none other than Miss Jay-Runway Diva Extraordinaire...and it was ridiculous. but they finally got to shake their little tushes on the catwalk!!! they ended up being tested by a designer who constructs very frilly, froofy gothic-type clothes in which they wore goth-like makeup and LIVE hissing cockroaches as accessories.
well, you know there had to be at least one freak-out and gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck lost her damn mind, screaming and refusing to go out on the runway...ultimately having to be pushed by the designer. *four supermodel slaps for being a punk* she looked a HOT, fugly mess!
now, ya know miss jade b.k.a miss piggy b.k.a. stank-i-tude had to somehow try to propel herself into the spotlight, being the pub slut that she is, so she decided not only to flaunt her cockroach but KISS it....dayum!! there is no end to her shenanigans...but as she said, she's 26 years old and has yet to acheive her dream, so mama is working overtime to claw to the top. (tip to jade: i feel your desparation, but keep your voodoo practices and witch recipes, potions and spells behind closed doors...no one wants to see you tongue-kiss nasty dirty bugs) next she'll be masturbating with eyes of newt and licking furry tarantula legs for good luck-EWW!!! *2 supermodel slaps for being tacky and desparate* behold the barf-fest...
(jade to the roach: in my mouth, you hissy b*tch)
(the other roaches backstage: put..the..roach...down...step..away
from...the...helpless...bug...COOKARACHA, be strong!)
onto the photo shoot..the models got to be fairy tale figures who were falling from a platform. i loved this concept. it was different and very cool looking. peep the pics below...
brooke (the emperor from the emperor's new clothes)-geez louise, this girl's chin area is KILLING me! i cackled and gagged at this pic. and peep the white feet-BOO!
danielle (snow white)-missy ROCKED this pic-WORK IT!!!!!!!!! her legs look fabulous and she doesn't even look like she's falling, she looks like she froze herself in space-BANGING PHOTO!!!!!!
FUronda b.k.a. aunt chaunceen (rapunzel)-honey, i like nothing about this...as miss jay said, she looks like a bug smashed on the windshield...BORING!!
gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck (sleeping beauty)-this pic is a mess!! she looks lively as hell...tyra told her she should have halfway closed her eyes, hence SLEEPING beauty, but she just has no clue-NEXT!!!!!!!!
jade b.k.a. stank-i-tude b.k.a. miss piggy (little red riding hood)-well, the pic is cool, but a judge said she looks like the big bad wolf in LRRH's clothes-and she does-cuz she just looks so evil and mean...but at least we can't see all the way up her nose on this one.
joanie (i forgot who she was)-DAMN!!! thats how much she bores me, i forgot who the hell she was supposed to be...maybe some kind of princess, the smurf queen. i don't know-NEXT!!!!!!!!!
kari b.k.a. soup-koolas b.k.a. slug lips (goldilocks)-she looks a little high in the facial zone. her lips just wreck the whole damn shot and it looks like she's pulling her right hand out from her brain...ewww!
leslie (big bad wolf)-she looks cute..i like it, don't love it, but it's cool. tyra said she looks a little pin-up-ish still
mollie sue (little boy blue)-i love her outfit and the way she is falling...its decent..tyra commented on the tension in her nose
nnenna b.k.a. the winner (the princess from the princess & the frog)-not my fav pic but the dress looks wonderful..i think she should have parted her lips a little..come on nnenna..i'm rooting for ya!!!!!!!!
sara (gretel from hansel & gretel)-this pic does not look right..is it the face?? is it the arms? maybe its the mouth..i don't know, but it's not flowing for me.
KARI b.k.a. slug lips got eliminated because her picture sucked and she is the worst runway walker to ever be on the show. she fell 3 zillion times...but the best was at the end...when the models had to put on 8 inch heels (just like the ones below) and walk for the judges
.....help me, lawd, cuz i was on the floor laughing at this atrocity. kari feel at least 13 times, sara fell zero times, and FUronda just looked like a spazzing crackhead that just got busted smoking the pipe *3 supermodel slaps for the tyrone biggums impersonation..CRACK IS WACK!*...what hilarity!!! and on a sad note, danielle fell about 3-5 times and at the end she sprained her baby toe (moment of silence for her baby toe-------------------). but she kept a pleasant expression on her face which impressed the judges. good attitudes will always take you far.
WHO ARE YA'LL LOVIN THIS WEEK?? WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE SENT HOME NEXT??? (i vote for gina...two times)
IG'NANCE OF THE DAY:: "I felt just like snow white...excuse me, SNOW BLACK" Danielle after photo shoot #3 (girl, er'rbody knows you BLACK, damn, that sounded dumb)
anyhoos, onto ANTM-Week 3....Bwaaaaaaah ha ha, hee hee, LOL ROFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!! Lawd have mussy!!!!! last night's episode was HILARIOUS! it started with the models having to learn to walk the runway from none other than Miss Jay-Runway Diva Extraordinaire...and it was ridiculous. but they finally got to shake their little tushes on the catwalk!!! they ended up being tested by a designer who constructs very frilly, froofy gothic-type clothes in which they wore goth-like makeup and LIVE hissing cockroaches as accessories.
well, you know there had to be at least one freak-out and gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck lost her damn mind, screaming and refusing to go out on the runway...ultimately having to be pushed by the designer. *four supermodel slaps for being a punk* she looked a HOT, fugly mess!now, ya know miss jade b.k.a miss piggy b.k.a. stank-i-tude had to somehow try to propel herself into the spotlight, being the pub slut that she is, so she decided not only to flaunt her cockroach but KISS it....dayum!! there is no end to her shenanigans...but as she said, she's 26 years old and has yet to acheive her dream, so mama is working overtime to claw to the top. (tip to jade: i feel your desparation, but keep your voodoo practices and witch recipes, potions and spells behind closed doors...no one wants to see you tongue-kiss nasty dirty bugs) next she'll be masturbating with eyes of newt and licking furry tarantula legs for good luck-EWW!!! *2 supermodel slaps for being tacky and desparate* behold the barf-fest...
(jade to the roach: in my mouth, you hissy b*tch)
(the other roaches backstage: put..the..roach...down...step..awayfrom...the...helpless...bug...COOKARACHA, be strong!)
onto the photo shoot..the models got to be fairy tale figures who were falling from a platform. i loved this concept. it was different and very cool looking. peep the pics below...
brooke (the emperor from the emperor's new clothes)-geez louise, this girl's chin area is KILLING me! i cackled and gagged at this pic. and peep the white feet-BOO!
danielle (snow white)-missy ROCKED this pic-WORK IT!!!!!!!!! her legs look fabulous and she doesn't even look like she's falling, she looks like she froze herself in space-BANGING PHOTO!!!!!!
FUronda b.k.a. aunt chaunceen (rapunzel)-honey, i like nothing about this...as miss jay said, she looks like a bug smashed on the windshield...BORING!!
gina b.k.a. ms. woodchuck (sleeping beauty)-this pic is a mess!! she looks lively as hell...tyra told her she should have halfway closed her eyes, hence SLEEPING beauty, but she just has no clue-NEXT!!!!!!!!
jade b.k.a. stank-i-tude b.k.a. miss piggy (little red riding hood)-well, the pic is cool, but a judge said she looks like the big bad wolf in LRRH's clothes-and she does-cuz she just looks so evil and mean...but at least we can't see all the way up her nose on this one.
joanie (i forgot who she was)-DAMN!!! thats how much she bores me, i forgot who the hell she was supposed to be...maybe some kind of princess, the smurf queen. i don't know-NEXT!!!!!!!!!
kari b.k.a. soup-koolas b.k.a. slug lips (goldilocks)-she looks a little high in the facial zone. her lips just wreck the whole damn shot and it looks like she's pulling her right hand out from her brain...ewww!
leslie (big bad wolf)-she looks cute..i like it, don't love it, but it's cool. tyra said she looks a little pin-up-ish still
mollie sue (little boy blue)-i love her outfit and the way she is falling...its decent..tyra commented on the tension in her nose
nnenna b.k.a. the winner (the princess from the princess & the frog)-not my fav pic but the dress looks wonderful..i think she should have parted her lips a little..come on nnenna..i'm rooting for ya!!!!!!!!
sara (gretel from hansel & gretel)-this pic does not look right..is it the face?? is it the arms? maybe its the mouth..i don't know, but it's not flowing for me.KARI b.k.a. slug lips got eliminated because her picture sucked and she is the worst runway walker to ever be on the show. she fell 3 zillion times...but the best was at the end...when the models had to put on 8 inch heels (just like the ones below) and walk for the judges
.....help me, lawd, cuz i was on the floor laughing at this atrocity. kari feel at least 13 times, sara fell zero times, and FUronda just looked like a spazzing crackhead that just got busted smoking the pipe *3 supermodel slaps for the tyrone biggums impersonation..CRACK IS WACK!*...what hilarity!!! and on a sad note, danielle fell about 3-5 times and at the end she sprained her baby toe (moment of silence for her baby toe-------------------). but she kept a pleasant expression on her face which impressed the judges. good attitudes will always take you far.
WHO ARE YA'LL LOVIN THIS WEEK?? WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE SENT HOME NEXT??? (i vote for gina...two times)
posted by Mrs A. at 8:39 AM
14 Comments:
Joanie looks like she is supposed to be a mermaid...boring it doesn't look right...
Sara looks like she is trying too hard....hated it LOL
nice pictures!!!
oh, by the way, you probably won't like this, but i tagged you
Danielle is my favorite right now. Okay....I co-sign with you about Gina. She should have been dismissed!
Seriously, could they stretch anymore for ideas of each week. They are running a little low after all these years. Fallen fairy tale characters? Why not cartoon characters with gas or Cuban cigar pinups doing their best prison pose?
I hope Danielle gets far in this competition...she had the best walk in my opinion.
SEND GINA HOME ASAP, TYRA!
@ mz. na-damn..i still cant remember who she's supposed to be
@ olawunmi-OOH..IM'A GET YOU!!!
@ paula-yeah, danielle has come up on my meter..she's giving nnenna a run for her money...she doesnt look as manly as before...and THAT...DAMN..GINA-ARGH!!!!
@ the L-well, i like the concepts, but think it could have been 2 different shoots, one falling shoot and one fairy-tale shoot
@ sylvia-oh YES!! danielle was working that runway (when she wasn't falling) and she kilt (yes, i said KILT) it at the fashion show with the bugs
@ shenehneh-yeah, joanie is a bit boooooooring to me (still can't remember her character) but first things first-gina's GOT to go!!!!!!!!
Danielle's my new fav until Nnenna wins another challenge. lol
Okay, Jade was so pressed to kiss that roach! Gina needs to go, but I knew they were going to keep her because they have to represent the asians for a minute. I ain't mad at em, but we all know she's not gonna make it. My vote is still for nnenna, but she's getting some competition from danielle. Next week should be interesting...
*still laughing @ hissy-bitch!!*
ok you're going to hell for this "COOKARACHA, be strong!" and this, "moment of silence for the baby toe." LOLOLOLOLOL!!! GIRL I AM ON THE FLOOR!!!!! you are foolish!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!! and i agree w/the l. they are going too ugly, over the top and odd w/the pic ideas this year. the ish ain't cute.
I need to sart watching this, I akways catch in ion VH1 when they do the marathon. All of the pictures you have posted look realy good, especially the Show White with home girl.
SHE KISSED A ROACH?!!!
some people will do anything to get by. damn, my skin is crawling and i'm about to be sick!!!
This episode was a snoozer. I can't believe I stayed awake.
I think Danielle overall had the best week.
Ms Piggy is almost to ugly to look at. I see why she was desperate to keep hair. That face couldn't sell me a thing.
Why does Joanie look like Darryl Hannah? I don't see model. I see several failed attempts at "glamour shot" photos they take at the mall.
Can you explain to me why no one ever takes Ms Jay's tips and perfects their walk? I was shocked by Nnena's knock-kneed jiggle. What was that? Gina was another bizarre walker. Does she have springs in the soles of her shoes? Can you pull that stick out of leslie's ass so she can walk with a bit more grace? Thanks. Ferocious Furonda's spastic arm had me in stitches.
I thought the high heel challenge was ridiculous. The least they could have done was not make the models not walk up and down the steps.
Thanks for the update chica...I so missed it last week!!
@ so-wise-i KNOW!! nnenna is slowly losing momentum-damn!! but danielle is stepping up her game-as long as a chocolate girl wins, i'm cool!!!!
@ soulfull-jade makes me eyes burn and i think that haircut makes her look like the cartoon alien with the big cheeks and eyes..what a disgrace..i hope her lip itches!
@ jamiel-aw, man!!!!!! i just call em like i see em!! that roach was prolly scurred to death...LOL
@ bygbaby-yeah, danielle is rocking it and u should check it out...if for no other reasons, its comical relief
@ olawunmi-a HISSING roach at that!!!!! (and i'ma get you for tagging me...i'll post it soon)
@ shawn-TRUE THAT!!! leslie and her stick-booty walk was cracking me up!! and nnenna was a huge disappointment...but dani was on that!!!!!! and can u remember who joanie was supposed to be...she is so snore-worthy!!!!!!! nobody's walk improved throughout the show and thats ri-damn-diculous cuz miss jay gives pointers for a reason. but i guess they had to work those heels cuz in a show, they might have some mess like that-who knows...but it made for some good laughs, esp. fufu!!!!
@ suezette-no problem...you know i love this mess...its like a train wreck waiting to happen!! YAY!!!!!!!
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