ASNINIANS UNITE!!!!!!
ARE WE ALL JUST SOME ASININE ASSES!?!? 
ok, so i'm late and i haven't been on here in ages, but MERRY NEW YEAR from Miss A!!!! i figured i'd share a toot-toot with all from my new year's horn thingy. hope everyone rung it in with a BANG like me and my girls. i've missed running my mouth and sharing my opinion with the blog-o-sphere, so i must start somewhere......
WORD OF THE DAY:: as·i·nine (s-nn)adj.
Utterly stupid or silly: asinine behavior.
today is a blah-bleh type of day, raining and cold which brings me to my current post. what the hell do some folks think about sometimes? i wish i could be a fly on the wall of some people's brains because i cannot (for the life of me) relinquish the feeling that i am the only halfway sane person walking around sometimes. for instance, the other day, i'm at home chillin, watching flavor of love and an associate of mine arrived to deliver a package i was expecting. after i received my package, i was asked if i were hungry, in which i replied, "actually, i am-and i could go for some jamaican food." after the associate volunteered to go get it, i described to a tee where the restaurant was (approx. 1 minute from me), the name of it, what's around it, what i specifically wanted to eat (curry chicken, cabbage and plaintains-NO rice and beans). as i continued watching tv, my mouth began to water just thinking about the food that was on its way back to me. once the bag of food was handed to me, i felt weird because it was extremely heavy. i opened the bag to find this...
. now, even as my eyes witnessed 5 chinese food cartons, i said to myself, hmmmm, this can't be chinese food, maybe the jamaicans have gotten new take-out containers. but as i rattled the possibilty around my head for a few seconds more, the pungent chinese odor wafted me across the face and the tell-tale sign was the SOY SAUCE at the bottom of the bag, along with a small container of white rice. i was LIVID!!!! what kind of asinine buffoonery was this!?!?!?! i did everything except drive to the store myself. i gave landmarks, perfect directions, oodles of details and you bring me CHINESE FOOD!?!?!?! what in green hell was this? my mouth was all too ready to taste the jamaican goodness made by golden krust eatery and i've got chop suey and raw cabbage looking up at me. i went off like "ok, so i can understand walking into the wrong joint, but the giveaway should have been kim lee behind the register!!!! was this a joke!?!?! was i going crazy!?!? was my hunger turning me into a raging lunatic!?!?!?!
i digress-for i am not looney, but perhaps a little too sane. all common sense provided about 4 different ways to have gotten this right, but alas, when you want some light on rainy days, be your own sunshine...and when you want something done right, do it ya damn self!
ok, so i'm late and i haven't been on here in ages, but MERRY NEW YEAR from Miss A!!!! i figured i'd share a toot-toot with all from my new year's horn thingy. hope everyone rung it in with a BANG like me and my girls. i've missed running my mouth and sharing my opinion with the blog-o-sphere, so i must start somewhere......
WORD OF THE DAY:: as·i·nine (s-nn)adj.
Utterly stupid or silly: asinine behavior.
today is a blah-bleh type of day, raining and cold which brings me to my current post. what the hell do some folks think about sometimes? i wish i could be a fly on the wall of some people's brains because i cannot (for the life of me) relinquish the feeling that i am the only halfway sane person walking around sometimes. for instance, the other day, i'm at home chillin, watching flavor of love and an associate of mine arrived to deliver a package i was expecting. after i received my package, i was asked if i were hungry, in which i replied, "actually, i am-and i could go for some jamaican food." after the associate volunteered to go get it, i described to a tee where the restaurant was (approx. 1 minute from me), the name of it, what's around it, what i specifically wanted to eat (curry chicken, cabbage and plaintains-NO rice and beans). as i continued watching tv, my mouth began to water just thinking about the food that was on its way back to me. once the bag of food was handed to me, i felt weird because it was extremely heavy. i opened the bag to find this...
. now, even as my eyes witnessed 5 chinese food cartons, i said to myself, hmmmm, this can't be chinese food, maybe the jamaicans have gotten new take-out containers. but as i rattled the possibilty around my head for a few seconds more, the pungent chinese odor wafted me across the face and the tell-tale sign was the SOY SAUCE at the bottom of the bag, along with a small container of white rice. i was LIVID!!!! what kind of asinine buffoonery was this!?!?!?! i did everything except drive to the store myself. i gave landmarks, perfect directions, oodles of details and you bring me CHINESE FOOD!?!?!?! what in green hell was this? my mouth was all too ready to taste the jamaican goodness made by golden krust eatery and i've got chop suey and raw cabbage looking up at me. i went off like "ok, so i can understand walking into the wrong joint, but the giveaway should have been kim lee behind the register!!!! was this a joke!?!?! was i going crazy!?!? was my hunger turning me into a raging lunatic!?!?!?!i digress-for i am not looney, but perhaps a little too sane. all common sense provided about 4 different ways to have gotten this right, but alas, when you want some light on rainy days, be your own sunshine...and when you want something done right, do it ya damn self!
posted by Mrs A. at 12:37 PM
2 Comments:
i try to keep the vocab FRESH!!!!! lol
hahahahahaha!! lmao!! this is too hilarious! i definitely learned long ago if you want it done right, do it yourself. that ain't nothin but the damn truth!!
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